Favorite bar, concerned friends trying to cheer him up.
“Fuck it. Never again. No fuckin’ babes. Period.”
They all looked at each other.
Many drinks later.
“Hey, who’s the chick with the big tits?”
He staggered over to the bar. Two hours later they left.
“Where are you?”
“Las Vegas.”
“Why?”
“I think I’m married.”
