Thursday, March 6, 2008

The Chiropractor......

Hi. Where’ve you been?
Carl, my chiropractor.
Back pain?
No, gastrointestinal problems.
A chiropractor?
He treats me for everything. He’s like a regular doctor. He’s wonderful.
What happened today? Did he help you?
He sold me seven supplements and thirteen herbs.
Are you better? Fix the problem?
I have diarrhea.
Oh.