Sunday, March 9, 2008

Going to War With Canada

Dick, going to war with Canada.
George, what the hell you talking about?
Iraq ain’t going all that good. Need a diversion.
George, are you crazy? How in the hell can you do that?
WMD, Dick. WMD.
Won’t work again.
It will.
OK, your source?
SNL.
George, that’s a comedy program.
Yep, same as us.